Initials spell what you aren't

A great philosopher once said, "Isn't it funny how initials spell what you aren't?"

There is proof in this logic.

Our initials are JAP and BK, but in no way are we the least bit a Japenese or a bk.

Martin Luther King's initials were MLK. As a matter of fact King was not milk. He was lactose intolerant.

Your parents purposely give you the initials of something that they don't want you to be. It is simple, ex. if you give your kid the initials PAM, your kid will stick to everything and will ruin your baked goods.

Purpose of This Blog...

Is to enlighten the population.

We have the answers you need.

Hotdogs vs. Hamburgers, for example.

A Pig With Lipstick...

is just a pig.

Which brings me to my next topic:

The many differences between hockey-moms and pitbulls (other than lipstick):

-Pitbulls walk on four legs.
-Pitbulls dont produce offspring that plays hockey.
-Pitbulls cannot be legal residents of the United States, let alone hold a political office.

-They can, however, sometimes see Russia from their houses.