Initials spell what you aren't

A great philosopher once said, "Isn't it funny how initials spell what you aren't?"

There is proof in this logic.

Our initials are JAP and BK, but in no way are we the least bit a Japenese or a bk.

Martin Luther King's initials were MLK. As a matter of fact King was not milk. He was lactose intolerant.

Your parents purposely give you the initials of something that they don't want you to be. It is simple, ex. if you give your kid the initials PAM, your kid will stick to everything and will ruin your baked goods.