Thursday, September 18, 2008

A Pig With Lipstick...

is just a pig.

Which brings me to my next topic:

The many differences between hockey-moms and pitbulls (other than lipstick):

-Pitbulls walk on four legs.
-Pitbulls dont produce offspring that plays hockey.
-Pitbulls cannot be legal residents of the United States, let alone hold a political office.

-They can, however, sometimes see Russia from their houses.

1 comment:

Unknown said...

I think I can see Russia from my house too..