Wednesday, October 1, 2008

BK Test

Many people have been asking us, "Am I a BK?"

Now you can figure out for yourself.

How many times a week do you shower?
A) 3 or less B) 4 C) 5 or more

Do you smoke?
A) Yes B) sometimes C) No

How many john cena shirts do you own?
A)1 or more B) I prefer a different wrestler C) I don't like wrestling/don't know John Cena

Are your ears pierced?
A) Yes, upper ear B) Yes, lobes C) No

Do you do drugs?
A) Smoke it like urday B) Smoke it not urday but sometimes C) No

Do you skateboard?
A) Yes, tricks B) Yes, transportation C) No

Are you missing any teeth?
A) More than one B) One C) No

Do you play sports?
A) No B) Football C) Yes, other sports

Is your wallet chained to your jeans?
A) all of the time B) Oh, that's a great idea! C) No

Do you wear wife beaters and athletic shorts?
A) My basic wardrobe B) Only when working out C) Never


Calculate your score:
All A's are worth 2
All B's are worth 1
All C's are worth 0


If you have 8-20 points you are a total BK
If you have 2-7 points you are still a BK
If you score 0-1 points you are not a BK at all.

*If your initials are BK, score is null and void. You are not a BK. (refer to "Your Initials Say What You Aren't")

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

ummm according to this j, you would be a bk, since playing soccer gives you two points.

Anonymous said...

actually, no mr.anymounous-ness. since j plays soccer, that actually gives him 0 points. read it right you worthless piece of shit. youre just mad because youre a bk

Anonymous said...

Fully mad . Does bk stand for best kicker? Becuz I've scored over 300 goals in my carseer